Gaze upon me, mortals, and tremble! For I am the brute that walks!
You know that no matter what you do or say, the bronies are totally going to ruin it for you, right? It’s in their nature.
I know, I just want to make sure they understand that they aren’t always helping. The whole “I’m a beautiful heart spreading Celestia’s message of love and friendship throughout the world” thing sometimes prevents them from seeing that. It’s sort of like evangelicals, but with more Rule 34 to go with the sanctimony.
Seriously, bronies, do not ruin this for me.
Do not make Crackle best friends with Derpy or Lyra.
Do not work Crackle into your stupid Doctor Who bullshit.
Do not start fifteen RP furry blogs about Crackle’s ill-fated love affair with Discord.
Do not debate what Crackle would look like if he were a human.
Just let me have this one, beautiful sight gag, and make no more of it.
I’m still waiting for that awkward moment when the bronies realize those little girls have the right idea.
everypony calm down. That supposive TV guide could have easily faked with simple printing and because of the hyper actce fan base that this has spread so much. It wouldnt make sense character wise for Twilight sparkle to have a brother. Prince Shining armor was suppose to help inspire Hearts and hooves day. the Toys for both prince and princess were announced same day of episode that we got to see a picture of prince Shining armor and an alicorn Princess Cadence. Calm yourself and remember back to what MLP has been doing with bringing back pre-cannon material with Rainbow reading a book, the baby cakes, Mr.waddle, Zekora, Daisy joe. This company loves to put characters in to use later to give us the feel of an actual world where characters have some sort of recurance, maybe we will see the 2 of them in modern time, maybe not, but remember that the TV guide could have easily been spoofed and there is evidence that gose against it
Annoying MLP Fandom Guage
Your reaction to the above photo can determine how annoying you are about your appreciation of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Compare your response to the following scale, with zero being the least obnoxious.
0 (Non-fan): “What is this from, I don’t even see any ponies.”
1 (Casual viewer): “Oh, that’s Pinkie Pie holding a snowglobe.”
2 (Dedicated viewer): “Oh, that’s a gif from this week’s episode.”
3 (Hardcore fan): “Whoa, I see Derpy in there! I read on Equestria Daily that they were giving her Easter egg cameos throughout the second season!”
4 (Moral watchdog): “(tw: ableism) They are encouraging the mentally disabled to jump off of buildings! This show is no longer a safe space!”
5 (Self-deluding shipper): “YES! DERPY/PINKIE IS CANON! ALL MY CREYS!”
6 (Would-be Big Name Fan): “I’d better create ask-snowglobe-derpy on Tumblr! Shoot, it’s taken! Maybe askg3drunkditzysnowglobe is available…”
7 (Grimdark fan): “And then Pinkie smashed the snowglobe and baked Derpy’s arterial spray into delicious cupcakes that she fed to Spike while he was forced to watch Twilight’s dismemberment.”
8 (Self-important asshole): “Aw yeah, Derpy! Little children can buck off, this is our show now. Bronies made MLP an internet sensation and this is Hasbro’s way of thanking us! I should tell Lauren Faust about my MLP graduate thesis.”
9 (Absurdst shipper): “I ship those two buildings SO HARD! I need gijinka of Brownstone and Brick Red immediately!”
10 (Complete misanthrope): “This will teach those parasprites not to mess with our Derpy! Anybody who’s mad about her falling off buildings should die in a fire.”
11 (Doctor Whooves fan): “Oh no, Derpy is trapped in the Cybercolts’ microverse! Twilight needs to call Jack Harness so the Doctor can get to work saving his Companion! Too bad the HERDIS is under the control of the Mastirrup! Whatever you do don’t blink! If you blink you’re dead! Oh, I didn’t notice Pinkie Pie back there.”
Even non-Pony fans should at least be able to like that new song.
I honestly don’t see how anyone could not at least like it. It’s easily one of the best songs from the show now probably.
> assuming everybody loves singing and merriment
Personally I watched the song thinking “If this was my first episode, I would have turned it off by now.”
GOOD HEAVENS JUST LOOK AT THE TIME~!
shots from The new episode of My Little Pony ‘Baby Cakes’ 80% of this show screamed DIABETUS
which also sparked up questions like for instant: How do pony get their traits exactly? Directly or Indirectly?
I’m assuming they named Pound because he was already pounding things. Other than that, they made it pretty clear here that any traits a pony has could be traced to any number of obscure ancestors.
Why did we have no idea that Mrs. Cake was pregnant this whole time?
When was the last time we even saw Mrs. Cake? I guess the episode with Spike’s birthday? How do we know that wasn’t set a year before this episode?
And can foals actually gain flight ablility and be able to control some magic to a degree or were these twins special (I mean COME ON THEY WERE 1 MONTH OLD)
Newborn foals in the real world can gallop within a day of being born, so I can buy that Equestrian foals are similarly precocious compared to human babies. I’m more impressed that they said their first words at 1 month.
Diamond Tiara >:(
Today’s My Little Pony was pretty decent but I knew going in that it would be excruciating because it’s an Apple Bloom episode. And that’s not a knock on Apple Bloom, but all her episodes are about kids at school (Diamond Tiara) making fun of her and her obsessing about being embarrassed.
I know why they do those stories and I think it’s great to teach kids Important Lessons, but it does get kind of painful watching Apple Bloom squirm uncomfortably for 20 minutes.
Also I just recently read there’s going to be an episode about Pinkie Pie babysitting Mr. and Mrs. Cake’s babies, and I really wish we could just skip to that episode because that’s GOTTA be good.
