February 5th, 2012 at 2:42PM
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: “My ultimate fantasy: Mark Henry is furiously pumping me from behind and I can feel his sweat drip down grease up my back. Suddenly, Teddy Long dances into the room and declares that it’s going to be a “tag team match, playas”. Mark Henry boasts that there’s nobody backstage that can match his sexual prow- IT’S A SHAMEFUL THING, YOU’VE LOST YOUR HEAD. A CARELESS MAN COULD WIND UP DEAD. Sheamus jumps on the bed and starts fisting us both up the arse while screaming and looking a bit mental. Booker T. says that he invented this move.” Teddy Long needs to interrupt more Tumblr confessions. “I don’t understand why this fandom hates me just because I think Catelyn Stark is a cum-guzzling whore, but then Teddy Long shows up and says ‘Now hol’ on a minute, playa!  Since you’re out here, you have a match NEXT, against RANDY ORTON!  Holla holla!  IHEARVOICESINMYHEADTHEYCOUNSELMETHEYUNDERSTAND”

wwewrestlingsexconfessions:

“My ultimate fantasy:

Mark Henry is furiously pumping me from behind and I can feel his sweat drip down grease up my back. Suddenly, Teddy Long dances into the room and declares that it’s going to be a “tag team match, playas”.
Mark Henry boasts that there’s nobody backstage that can match his sexual prow- IT’S A SHAMEFUL THING, YOU’VE LOST YOUR HEAD. A CARELESS MAN COULD WIND UP DEAD.
Sheamus jumps on the bed and starts fisting us both up the arse while screaming and looking a bit mental. Booker T. says that he invented this move.”

Teddy Long needs to interrupt more Tumblr confessions.

“I don’t understand why this fandom hates me just because I think Catelyn Stark is a cum-guzzling whore, but then Teddy Long shows up and says ‘Now hol’ on a minute, playa!  Since you’re out here, you have a match NEXT, against RANDY ORTON!  Holla holla!  IHEARVOICESINMYHEADTHEYCOUNSELMETHEYUNDERSTAND”

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