fuckyeahthunderbolts:

OH MAN where is this FROM?

Avengers: The Ultron Imperative (2001).

This was actually set after Hawkeye was put in prison in Thunderbolts #50.  He was granted a furlough to help the Avengers gain a psychological edge over Alkhema, since her mind is based on Mockingbird’s.

doctorkarlasofen:

From Thunderbolts, Issue 12.

((Some backstory: at this point, Zemo had gathered a group of several other supervillains (including Moonstone) together. The group disguised themselves as superheroes, called themselves the Thunderbolts, and played at being superheroes just long enough to have everyone trust and love them. And then Zemo went and got all crazypants and decided to take over the world from a space station with the Bio-Modem (to be fair, he got about 67% of the world, so not too shabby).

At this point in the arc, the other Thunderbolts (minus Techno, who at this point has bonded with the space station) have rebelled against Zemo (everyone else because they want to be heroes, Moonstone because fuck Zemo (even though everyone else thinks she wants to be a hero too)) and the real superheroes have gotten to the station as well.

NOW THAT THE BACKSTORY IS OUT OF THE WAY

CAN WE APPRECIATE THE PERFECTION THAT IS MOONSTONE

LOOKATKARLA

BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ZEMO

MANIPULATING LIKE A BOSS

JUST A FUCKING QUEEN))

I had totally forgotten that Thunderbolts #45-47 introduced an ancient alien superhero team called “the Guardians of the Galaxy.”  In 2000 I thought it was weird to reveal that the original Guardians cribbed their name from an unrelated bunch of a-holes.  Turns out Marvel just needed to find the right a-holes.With Guardians-mania running wild now, it’d be kinda neat if Marvel could find some way to call back to this stuff.  These ancient Guardians were part of a cosmic protocol that was evidently taken very seriously by the intergalactic community.  It stands to reason that there would still be at least one fuddy-duddy left who wouldn’t appreciate Star-Lord’s bunch running around with the name.

I had totally forgotten that Thunderbolts #45-47 introduced an ancient alien superhero team called “the Guardians of the Galaxy.”  In 2000 I thought it was weird to reveal that the original Guardians cribbed their name from an unrelated bunch of a-holes.  Turns out Marvel just needed to find the right a-holes.

With Guardians-mania running wild now, it’d be kinda neat if Marvel could find some way to call back to this stuff.  These ancient Guardians were part of a cosmic protocol that was evidently taken very seriously by the intergalactic community.  It stands to reason that there would still be at least one fuddy-duddy left who wouldn’t appreciate Star-Lord’s bunch running around with the name.

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

Oh shit, all this time I’ve been using Bounce FOR WOMEN????
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?  AM I NOT SUFFICIENTLY MALE?
*guzzles Dr. Pepper Ten and Powerful Yogurt to restore virility*

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

Oh shit, all this time I’ve been using Bounce FOR WOMEN????

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?  AM I NOT SUFFICIENTLY MALE?

*guzzles Dr. Pepper Ten and Powerful Yogurt to restore virility*

(via soundssimpleright)

sparkafterdark:

The world isn’t ready

I went to go find this post and I discovered that I created it on 9/28/2013, exactly one year ago tonight!
Its like some ghost story about an ancient cult who gather thirty-three days before Samhain to summon unfestivious curmudgeons.

I went to go find this post and I discovered that I created it on 9/28/2013, exactly one year ago tonight!

Its like some ghost story about an ancient cult who gather thirty-three days before Samhain to summon unfestivious curmudgeons.

nerdhapley:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

megazeo:

First image from the upcoming Justice League movie.

Nah, can’t be, it has too many women.

It also looks like they’re having fun, and we all know that’s not allowed.

nerdhapley:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

megazeo:

First image from the upcoming Justice League movie.

Nah, can’t be, it has too many women.

It also looks like they’re having fun, and we all know that’s not allowed.

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

needsabouttreefiddy:

They’re lucky Perceptor isn’t there. Neither of these two amateurs would have even had a chance.

(via starscream-and-hutch)

thebeatifulgirl:

Oh God! *—* #captainamerica #guardiansofthegalaxy #antman #thunderbolts #doctorstrange #inhumans

Before anyone gets too excited, I suspect this was a fan-made wishlist.  For one thing, I’m dubious that all of these projects would be officially announced before, say, Thor 3 or Avengers 3.
Either way, though, somebody made a pretty neat Thunderbolts logo for this, so that’s cool.  And it’s interesting that all of these ideas are either in the works or at least within the realm of possibility, which would have seemed impossible fifteen years ago.

thebeatifulgirl:

Oh God! *—* #captainamerica #guardiansofthegalaxy #antman #thunderbolts #doctorstrange #inhumans

Before anyone gets too excited, I suspect this was a fan-made wishlist.  For one thing, I’m dubious that all of these projects would be officially announced before, say, Thor 3 or Avengers 3.

Either way, though, somebody made a pretty neat Thunderbolts logo for this, so that’s cool.  And it’s interesting that all of these ideas are either in the works or at least within the realm of possibility, which would have seemed impossible fifteen years ago.

junecovington:

part 1 of a commission done by villainsgoleft.

junecovington:

part 1 of a commission done by villainsgoleft.