Happy birthday, G1 cartoon!
Ok so Baron Zemo’s greatest crime, the main reason Captain America hates him is…because he went into his house and destroyed some of his stuff.
Like…snuck into his house…and broke his old shield and some pictures of his mom and bucky…and like an autographed baseball….what the actual fuck kind of villain is this are you both in elementary school wh a t t h e f u c k ????
Baron Zemo’s greatest crime is that he created the Thunderbolts in order to gain the necessary security clearances to conquer two-thirds of the planet. Number two would probably be the time he led the Masters of Evil to capture the Avengers’ headquarters, and savagely beat Jarvis and Hercules.
Captain America doesn’t hate Baron Zemo. Steve doesn’t like him, because Helmut is a dangerous criminal who is often bent on imposing his will upon the world. Steve pities him, because Zemo’s life was warped by his father’s career as a Nazi/supervillain. But hating him is beneath Steve.
The irony is that Helmut wants Steve to feel as strongly about their antagonism as he does, and the fact he doesn’t just makes Helmut all the more obsessed with it. And so if Zemo isn’t trying to earn Cap’s hate by brutalizing his friends and breaking his stuff, he’s trying to earn Cap’s respect with overblown, self-serving displays of contrition.
I never did get any responses to the “ask meme designed to make you hate me,” which is really swell because that means my followers would never do anything to make them hate me. (✿◠‿◠)
thunderbolts??? yeah i love those jerks what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of thunderbolts comics spill out of my jacket] oops those are my thunderbolts comics i carry with me in case [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen where are you going listen fuck [thousands of thunderbolts comics scatter across the floor] shit fcuk i need to tell you all about thunderbolts just listen
Questions designed to make you hate me
- What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?
- Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?
- Any fandoms that don’t appeal to you?
- Have you ever unfollowed someone? Why?
- Do you have a NoTP in [insert fandom here]?
- Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?
- Is there anything you used to like, but now can’t stand?
- Unpopular opinion about [insert fandom here]?
- Have you received anon hate? What about?
- Any fandom you’re ashamed of being in?